officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

(via storydragon)

After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

thismeatisundercooked:

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

(via rufeepeach)

Veni, vidi, vici. Erase, rewind, repeat.

(Source: sabacc, via wintersaviour)

frostbitch:

egberts:

why is everyone obsessed with skeletons

look inside yourself and you will find the answer

(via cylonqueen)

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via cylonqueen)

Tags: Costco

nicoleanell:

legit Brother Cavil’s origin story.

(Source: marlassinger, via cylonqueen)

Tags: bsg

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

(Source: crowleyskitten, via cylonqueen)

redlobster:

Reblog if it’s your birthday!

….it is?

redlobster:

Reblog if it’s your birthday!

….it is?

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

And now it’s time to channel all uncomfortable feelings through alcohol.

And now it’s time to channel all uncomfortable feelings through alcohol.