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The Thought Process of a Lion Attempting To Eat a Toddler:

• Oh word?
• This glass is bullshit.
• This is a one bite meal. No doubt. One gulp and I’m set until tomorrow.
• C’mon… C’mon…
• Man fuck y’all.

I have watched this NINE TIMES. It has not gotten any less awesome.

There need to be more videos of animals attempting to eat human babies.

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that a small part of me kind of wants to see what would happen if that glass were to break.

Kids are awesome. 

This is kind of brilliant.