Tory’s having a rough week.
cosmo tip #234
start referring to yourself as kanye west . start referring to him as kanye west. get ready for the most intense lovemaking session of your life
(via imgTumble)wugs:
how did he know?
i just wanted to belong
shame………………………………..
“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
Cheers, fellow sluts
Sticks and stones.
what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?
I accept.
And proud.
fuck u got me
it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading
God bless the men of tumblr.
The men of tumblr > everywhere else.
HOLY SHIT. UNCANNY.
Please say this is a joke. Are people that obtuse, #doe? You’re bullshittin’ me right now. I can’t……………
Don’t see it.
Ugly laughing.
People are saying it’s too soon for Joe Paterno jokes. I guess I should wait a decade to say anything, just like he did.
I’m done here.
THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/21553186
"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via excitementanddisbelief)
Necessary.
