The essence of being athorable
Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary.
Reblogging for friends. Certain friends. :D
I KNOW YOU REBLOGGED THIS FOR ME
THANK YOU
Now that I got your attention, Future Nick, there’s a few things I’d like to talk to you about.
- RUMPLESTILTSKIN’S ESTATE BOASTS SOME OF THE BEST VIEWS IN FAIRYTALE LAND.
- IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG BEFORE RUMPLESTILTSKIN FELL IN LOVE WITH BELLE FOR HER MIND.
RUMPLE BEGAN DROPPING THINGS ON A SEMI-REGULAR BASIS FROM THAT DAY FORWARD.
THEN ONE DAY BELLE NOTICED THAT HE WAS LOOKING AT HER.
SO FROM THAT DAY ON BELLE STARTED TO ENJOY WHAT THE BEST VIEWS IN FAIRY TALE LAND HAD TO OFFER HER.
Hannibal Buress was on Conan last night and killed, because of course he did. Click the image to watch his hilarious set, then be sure to tune in to the premiere of Animal Furnace, Sunday at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
“At the height of his cocaine addiction, David Bowie weighed only 95 pounds, hardly a healthy weight for 5’11”. He later said that he spent most of the mid-Seventies trying to perfect telekinesis and trying to keep Jimmy Page and witches from stealing his soul.”
“Trying to perfect telekinesis”, implying that David Bowie is, in fact, telekinetic. He just needs to hone his skills.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
