The 11th gif in your folder is how you flirt.
[Snipped for length]
…damn, how don’t I get laid more?
accurate.
Also accurate
One could only dream.
Heaven’s dead with my penis.
I Just Had Sex with my penis
…
well.
how very uh…
on-the-nose
Streets of Penis.
We want war with my penis.
How to Save a Life with my penis
The Sound of Drums with my penis
Parlez-vous Freezepop with my penis. …
Beat Oven with my penis.
I don’t even know what that would mean, but it’s funny.
I Do Not Want This With My Penis.
…yes.Chewing Dinner in Silence With My Penis
Bitch with my penis (I can’t get this damn song out of my head…the Bitch, not the with my penis)
NYC with my penis
Come together with my penis.
Walk Tall with my penis
Questions actually worth answering.
- 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
- 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
- 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
- 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
- 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
- 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
- 7: What do you spend most of your money on?
- 8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
- 9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
- 10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
- 11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
- 12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
- 13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
- 14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
- 15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
- 16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
- 17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
- 18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
- 19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
- 20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
- 21: Who do you ship?
- 22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
- 23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
- 24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
- 25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
Blog Gender Analyzer
thelefthandedwifeisundercover:
We have strong indicators that http://ondyne.tumblr.com is written by a woman (95%).
We guess http://thegestianpoet.tumblr.com is written by a man (54%), however it’s quite gender neutral.
We think http://thelifeofmonticus.tumblr.com is written by a woman (77%).
Fuck.
We have strong indicators that http://eastberlin.tumblr.com is written by a man (91%).
Um. Maybe it’s thrown off by the astronomical amounts of gay?
We think http://sir-sugartits.tumblr.com is written by a man (72%).
Also citing ‘astronomical amounts of gay.’
We think http://toridthedisease.tumblr.com/ is written by a man (90%).
oh
it couldn’t analyze mine due to not enough words. :(
EDIT: It worked.
We think http://sword-meets-rose.tumblr.com is written by a woman (78%).
they’re only 78% sure i’m a woman. Funny, so am I. :P
We think http://scarlettbrohansson.tumblr.com is written by a man (79%).
Not really surprised. XD
^ Bahahahaha.
We think http://sanityscraps.tumblr.com is written by a man (69%).
I know that feel, bro. XD
We think http://tehsunshine.tumblr.com is written by a woman (69%).Reblogging only because it’s 69%. Yeah I just did that.
We think http://melody-nelson.tumblr.com/ is written by a woman (65%).
We think http://boehnertroll.tumblr.com is written by a woman (70%).
It’s true, I’m 70% woman, 30% entity.
We guess http://thelefthandedwifeisundercover.tumblr.com is written by a man (51%), however it’s quite gender neutral.
…what
We think http://geekgirlsmash.tumblr.com/ is written by a man (67%).
We guess http://catsandscience.tumblr.com is written by a woman (52%), however it’s quite gender neutral.
WELL THEN.
We guess http://lau-ra-sau-rus.tumblr.com is written by a man(50%), however it’s quite gender neutral.
lolol
We have strong indicators that http://margaretmoony.tumblr.com/ is written by a woman (100%).
I’m that girly? Huh.
Your last halloween costume is now your new identity/career
YASSSSSSSSSSS, I AM MARU!
I’m a motherfucking pirate
Sweet cheezus, I’m the Creation Museum.
i’m janet snakehole, a very rich widow with a dark secret.
I’m a professional strawberry?
September 19th
5:58 PM
5:58 PM
Four giant tires and my backpack filled with sharp pencils.
This shall end well.
My cellphone and an antique nutcracker.
PROTECT ME ASH
pastel rainbow pompom bracelet, pastel blue rocking-horse ring, n artgum eraser.
…
m-misturr fiend??
wh…where are chu wh-when i need chu?? <whimpers> >O<;
tobacco and nail polish. um.
vanilla coke and deodorant. WELL SHIT
(via faggotbrigade)
My iPhone and a pair of tweezers.
Olliver and Jayne? I’m screwed.
A hairdryer and a glass cup.
It could work. Maybe.
A cat and a beer? Hm.
A glass and a hairbrush. Not good at all.
The very last show I watched was Chopped Champions, so I guess that means Geoffrey Zakarian has been retconned into the role. I’m fine with that.
The last show I watched was Suits, so my sex ed teacher would be Donna.
“I’m Donna. I know.”
That would be kind of awesome.
Jack Donaghy. Or maybe Pete Hornberger (HORNBERGER!). Either way it’s excellent.
…Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender? That’s not okay.
“You can survive this” was her motto, her effort was to soothe and comfort the families, though many back home wondered how well she was surviving.”He wasn’t in so I sat and had some tea with his mother and said ‘We’d like Ringo in our band”
“We passed it around, the three of us, each taking drags”
”All of us are beginning to do our thing, and we’re going to keep doing it, right out front, and none of us are going to deny what other people are doing.”
lol there is none! omg! no 3rd sentence! only 2. i have no lifeeeeeeee! lol
“Will they reach it - will not some mighty hand yet intervene?” murmured John Meredith.
“At least Twizzlers hadn’t changed.”
“Him and his goddamn books.”
“Much of the story of mammals is the story of new ways of processing food.”
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up when you google your tumblrname
My diary from when I was 16. I sent it in to Jezebel once for… something?
The first image is actually my avatar, which doesn’t count. Also, this is far more hilarious.
What does RHINO have to do with Rosemary’sBabyJane?!
Well, that’s weird but kind of accurate.
