This Forever Young Adult review of 50 Shades of Gray is a riot
I keep reading more about this book. I can’t stop myself! It’s almost like the world’s biggest, most elaborate practical joke that this book 1.) got published 2.) has a movie deal (which, what? Doesn’t that movie studio know that the MPAA hates everything to do with sexytimes?).
I just cannot with the publishing industry.
basically all of this
i kind of really want to read it
but we all know my love of crappy things
OMG, I totally know what Twilight fan fiction this started out as! At least, I think so. Because, bless it, the Twilight fandom has a lot of kinky fanfic in. Seriously. Anyway, the Story was called Master of the Universe and I never read it had a really annoying flash icon on it’s summary page.
This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I enjoy his existence. (I’m laughing SO fucking hard right now.)
God I love him.
Movies are pretty dumb, you guys.
I’m going to die.
Best thing ever or best thing EVER?
THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/21553186
#charlie is the only decent character in twilight and that’s because he hates everything l o l
I fucking love Charlie
If Charlie Swan had been the primary custodial parent Bella would have fucking staked Edward the first time he sniffed her like she was a tray of warm brownies. GREAT JOB, RENEE.
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWILIGHT MOVIES. YOU’RE A GROWN WOMAN. IF A MAN MADE HALF AS MANY REFERENCES TO BANGING A BARELY LEGAL GIRL AS YOU DO ABOUT TAYLOR LAUTNER CHRIS HANSEN WOULD BE HIDING AROUND THE CORNER FROM HIS HOUSE IN A STAKEOUT VAN.
YOU WANT TO WATCH GLEE EVERY WEEK? FINE. WE’LL WATCH GLEE. SADLY, THAT SHOW CONTAINS BETTER ACTING THAN THOSE GODDAMNED SPARKLY VAMPIRE MOVIES. BUT THIS IS THE LAST DISCUSSION WE WILL EVER HAVE ABOUT ‘TEAM JACOB’ IN THIS HOUSE. HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN ‘TEAM WORRYING ABOUT YOUR MORTGAGE’ OR ‘TEAM HOW ARE MY KIDS GOING TO GO TO COLLEGE’? I WANT AN EDUCATION SO I CAN HAVE BETTER TASTE THAN YOU, MOM.
